June 7, 2015

One should never…
Pee on an electric fence
Pass gas at a White House dinner
Underestimate the cunningness of Wile E. Coyote
Chew with your mouth open
Swim in shark infested waters with a paper-cut
Grope a police officer
Eat yellow snow
Blow dry your hair in the bathtub
Let someone else do your homework
Wear cement shoes while swimming
Curse at your mother
Feed a hungry lion by hand
Play in traffic
Wave to a one armed man in a tree
Take candy from a baby
Yell ‘fire’ in a movie theater
Eat your boogers
Pet an ornery rattlesnake

and one should never ever…
Share emotional thoughts at 1:00 AM
Be jealous when you have no right to be
Push the boundaries of a friendship
Whine to someone that is smiling about life
Let your guard down unless you are ready for the consequences
Expect life to serve you lemonade in frosty glasses on a silver tray.

“The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.” ~Unknown